Take a smell around you . Can you see more than 30/50/100 people ? Maybe they ’re colleagues , maybe they ’re strangers , but now you are cursed with the knowledge that – statistically speaking – one or more of them has made a poop in the rain shower . If you ask 29 of them and they all traverse it , congratulations , the shower pooper is you ( this is a joke before you depart inform me about statistics thankyouverymuch ) .
A survey of the privy habits of Americans and British people byQS Supplieshas plant out all kind of stuff about what people like to get up to in there . Among some gross stuff ( 53 percent of respondents said they wash fewer than seven time per week ) and some megascopic but not altogether surprising stuff ( 68 percent of men and 56 percent of women pee in the shower ) , there were some more " what the f- " stats in there .
It turns out that 1 in 30 people have done a poo in the exhibitor and will accept to it . But it gravel worse than that ; these were people who admitted they had defecated in aworkshower .
This is obviously a lot more masses than you ’d like it to be . Maybe they screwed up somehow , or the sample size was too small ( it was only just over 1,000 – maybe they just select from an unusually pro - shower - rat kitty of participants , or only surveyed masses who had called out a pipe fitter to deal with " an urgent shower state of affairs " , we ’re hold on at straws here ) . However , other non - believers have been running their own polls , and they ’re all arrive up with approximately the same number .
Dear lord .
We have several questions including : What the hellhole ? Do you realize a toilet isright there ? Andseriously what the hellhole ? ? We also have some fairly pressing questions about grind and plughole dynamics that are best left to the imagination .
The view also found that of those people that use work showers , 1 in 3 say they have spend a penny in there . Which is crying , but does n’t really snub through when multitude have been drop a deuce in there . Besides , maybe they’redoing it for environmental reasonsand we should applaud their efforts to spare the satellite .
But the employment shower news continues to get forged , with 1 in 4 saying they ’ve blow their nose in there , 1 in 5 say they ’ve pitter-patter , and 1 in 20 saying they ’ve masturbated in there . That ’s not environmental . That ’s not environmental at all . Stop it .
