You may know that Superman owns a menagerie of superpowered sentient pets . But did you bang that these brute have a farsighted history of behaving like lunatics ? lease ’s commend the time Krypto got Space Rabies .
10 . ) Krypto ’s Family Tree
Chances are you have a authorize indecorum with Superboy ’s mongrel Krypto . But you may not know that Superboy would make his dog wear a psychical chalice for jest . On one occasion , Clark Kent forced Krypto to assume this undignified chapeau to learn the secrets of his pedigree . I love this panel because it looks like Krypto is snarking on that bumpkin Superboy .
Who were Krypto ’s relative ? There was his father Zypto , who sprouted wings to bilk the Dog Extermination Squad ( which is Krypton ’s equivalent of the dogcatcher , Kryptonian ’s not a subtle tongue ) . Zypto mutated thanks to a kindly excited scientist , who run him the “ distillation from the glands of a thousand birds . ” I reckon that scientist spent many a risible evening in the lab , grind puffin parts with a howitzer and pounder , laugh softly to no one in particular .
But the folly does n’t stop there . Krypto ’s granddad was Nypto , a blue-blooded Dalmatian who was almost a disconsolate plate special …
… and his great - grandfather was Vypto , whose exploits are too dull to mention here . Side bank bill : I urgently hope the young of today become enamor of skimmer hats and banjos again . you’re able to more read about Krypto ’s toppingly twist heritage atAtomic Surgery .
9 . ) Supergirl conform to Comet The Superhorse In A Series Of Erotic Visions
Supergirl ’s introduction to her steed Comet was a needlessly drawn - out affair . Before their first encounter , Supergirl was bedazzled with the nightly phantasmagoria of a handsome , crime - stopping horse . Some of these dream involved abstemious bondage .
8 . ) Comet the Super - Horse Is A Stalker
Afterthe tiresome yet titillating dream kept a - come , Supergirl finally contact her entire at a dude spread . It would make too much sense for Supergirl ’s steed to be some random dumb horse who pull round the end of Krypton .
No , Comet was once an ancient Greek centaur named Biron . When the sorceress Circe accidentally change Biron into a Equus caballus , she added insult to injury by making him immortal and telepathic , forever and a day condemn him to be an deathless , all - seeing odium . An malefic thaumaturge then exiled Comet to rich blank , where he sat trapped for hundred , until Supergirl ’s Kryptonian rocket unexpectedly freed him from his cosmic panopticon . Comet became possessed with Supergirl and snuck into her slumber like an equid Freddy Krueger .
7 . ) Comet Makes Out With Supergirl
Being straddle by Supergirl daytime - in daylight - out was n’t enough for Comet . before long yet another hotshot transformed Comet into a man . Comet need this brief opportunity to pose as a rodeo superstar , and our hoofed Lothario put the move on Supergirl .
As you may see in the final panel , Comet never attended 7th - grade health grade and is thus fox why his pants are grow mingy .
6 . ) Supergirl Creates Streaky The Supercat By Improperly Disposing Of Toxic Waste
While trying to devise a Kryptonite counterpoison , Supergirl threw her mishandle chemistry labor into the woods , where it mutated a cat who just so happen to be assume a Superman cape . In the Silver Age of Comics , there were no coincidences — only stupid coincidences .
5 . ) Krypto get In A Fight With Superboy And Contemplates Suicide
CHOKE!
4 . ) Comet lose His retention
Once Comet and Supergirl were recruited to work on one of those newfangled moving moving-picture show . Supergirl did the oink labor while Comet got hopped up on storage - efface lily . I apprize that your run - of - the - manufactory Hollywood potboiler has easy access to the mineral that can kill Superman .
Frankly , this story is n’t all that interesting . I just like seeing Superman brag about his solicitation of obscure narcotic .
3 . ) Beppo Enforces Monkey Law
Beppo was a Kryptonian monkey who stow away on the baby Superman ’s leakage space capsule . In an alternate DC Universe , a hungry Beppo run through the baby Kal - El en path to Earth and became our planet ’s Xenoprimate President For Life .
2 . ) Krypto Becomes The King Of An Alien World
During one of his many space walkabouts , Krypto became the monarch of a singularly dense planet . The crown before long went to his head , and King Krypto was quickly unamused by his galley slave ’ Philistine monkeyshines .
1 . ) Krypto Gets Space - Rabies
Thanks to the vagary of cosmic radiation syndrome and Kryptonite , Krypto once come down with a nasty face of Space - Rabies . I ’m not get this up .
See ?
SPAAACE RAAABIES.
In addition to transforming Krypto into a skyscraper - sized Cujo , the Space Rabies paralyzed the dog while his heat vision was on full bang . That ’s mighty inconvenient , no ?
Superboy built a repository to his doomed monolith of a deary ( apparently unconcerned by the threat he posed to the world ’s satellites ) …
… until he wiped his bottom with the constabulary of cathartic and storytelling . As you’re able to see in the upper - rightfulness , even Krypto ’s frozen death mask is incredulous of this twist of events .
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