popsicle . Corndogs . Shish kabaobs . There are , you know , alternative . But sometimes , imagery just does n’t dilute it . Here are eleven path to put penis on the board .
1) Here’s amoldfor dick-shaped eggs for breakfast. Doubles as a pancake mold.
2) Hot dogs: already phallic. But put that sausage on naked manon a stickand that it becomes a weiner. (Scrotum included.)
3)Cock-ie cuttersso you can make penis cookies. Here’s asugar cookie recipeyou could use. And here’s agingerbread cookie recipeyou could also use, because we don’t discriminate.
4)Penis-shaped pasta, for dick alla vodka. Maybe not alfredo though you SICK FREAK.
5) Apenis-shaped cake panlets you have your dick and eat it too. Any store-bought mix would suffice.
6) And now that you have the penis pan,Penispans.comprovides plenty of ways to use it creatively. Phallic palm trees! Elephants with dick noses! Wizards with cock and balls for hats!
7) The penis pan is so handy in the kitchen. It also works as ajello mold.
8) Prefer your dicks in cupcake form? Here’s a set ofsmaller dong molds.
9)Penis lollipops. Veiny penis lollipops you can buy pre-made.
10) Penis jello shots? Sure,there are moldsfor those too.
11) Need the recipe for this shlong salad crown roast of frankfurters?Here it is. Thanks a lot Weight Watchers!
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