It ’s apple season again , and the securities industry are make full up with varieties bearing lovely name , fromhoneycrisptoautumn glory , with plentitude of variant ongold , sweet , delicious , sun , andbeautyin between . But not all apples are into being judged by some bastard - grin , beauty - queen touchstone . Some apples do n’t need to keep wave you down with a name that is really just a desperate cry of “ look how yummy I am ! Do n’t I calculate pretty ? ” Here are 18 varieties that , candidly , do n’t worry what you think . They know their Charles Frederick Worth and do n’t involve to act all precious . They are n’t bad apple , but they are badass .
1. STARK’S EARLIEST
Gets more done before the closing of September than you do all twelvemonth .
2. SPARTAN
Stands there in the frost without a password of complaint .
3. BLOODY PLOUGHMAN
They say in 19th century Scotland a gamekeeper shot down a plower who was stealing some apples . Those apple , throw on a trash lot , spud a seedling , and that ’s how the bloody ploughman lived on .
4. COEUR DE BOEUF
That ’s right , “ heart of bitch . ” And if that does n’t sound delicious to you , your loss .
5. DOG’S SNOUT
Yeah , that’swhat it looks like . You get a trouble with that ?
6. RAZOR RUSSET
Comes from Kentucky and ai n’t divert by you .
7. TINA CRAB APPLE
Will also contract you .
8. WINTERSTEIN
dusty and dingy as winter , heavy and unfeeling as gem .
9. NONNETIT BASTARD
Nonnetit prick … NONNETIT BASTARD .
10. NEW ROCK PIPPIN
Not your father ’s rock-and-roll .
11. PURITAN
No time for your apple - curtsy frivolities .
12. TREMLETT’S BITTER
Has visualize too much of this world to be sweet .
13. LEATHER COAT
seize with teeth it .
14. WYKEN PIPPIN
For wycked wyccan womyn .
15. GLOCKENAPFEL
Thinks you ’re a dummkopf .
16. RUSTY COAT
tough than lockjaw .
17. AMERICAN MOTHER
You lay a hand on her seedlings , she will crush you like a cider imperativeness .
18. UTTWILER SPÄTLAUBER
splendid storability . big metal umlaut .
