For those of you who stayed up to watch the numbers roll in during the 2016 presidential election , you likely rememberthat fucking needle . The New York Times traverse the leading candidate ’ odds of winning , and also our collective descent into insaneness . Well it ’s back , babe .

The New York Times will provide a lively prognosis this evening of the midterm elections with not one , but what appear like three of those nightmarish measure . According to the website , the Times will be cross the following categories : probability of House bulk , House composing , and internal popular vote tolerance .

Rather than watch the pendulum cut to the beat of your racing core , might I suggest taking a deep hint and looking at these comfort needley GIFs instead ? They are extremely low - bet , will not induce a panic attack , and bear no consequence on our dilapidate democracy .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

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