Click to viewIn what computing gadget analysts and physicist all over the populace have classified as “ a clear and present danger to the survivability of the Human Race and the Universe as we know it , ” LA orbit - man and Gizmodo reviewer Kevin Barbee reports that his Windows Vista Problem Reporting has reported that it has stopped reporting . White House ’s security advisor for Weapons of Mass Destruction Tom Lennox pointed that government experts are now scrambling to infer how this doomsday gadget , what they call the Krazawski - Gothenberg - Travolta Paradox , arrived to Kevin ’s computing gadget :
“ We do n’t really know if this was planted by some Trojan virus introduced in the Intarweb tubes by an alien race . Or mayhap it was that guy from Burkburnett , TX . That ’s a weird dude . He lives with his “ mom , ” but whatever , we think he may be a secret alien broker . Her mom too . Actually , I imagine they are all noncitizen there , ” Lennox say while pointing to a map of Texas with drawing of three - eyed beings done with fluorescent green mark .
add to the inter - dimensional brain-teaser , the self-contradictory rogue dialog box informed the Vista user that it will report subsequently with the solution to the reporting stop reporting . “ We only can say one thing to Mr. Barbee ” he added at the ending of his emergency press group discussion in Washington sooner this morning : “ for all that is sound and Sacred , do n’t equal the OK button ! ” [ Thanks for the screenshot Kevin ]
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