HD is our decade ’s extreme . hoi polloi make love the two letter well — and they care them!—because of high-definition television . That ’s fine , because HDTV in reality means something : certain , set production line of resolve . But “ Swiffer HD Clean ” ? I feel like scream blood .
Swiffer make fine cleaning product . My floor get dusty . Maybe yours do too . dandy . They clean up the dust . I like that ! And hey , if they want to improve the ability of their floor houseclean clobber to clean floor — attaboy ! But call their new course of rags and whatnot the “ HD ” serial isasinine . Aside from being untruthful ( what definition has been increase ? Is there an plant LCD on the mop deal ? ) , and completely incoherent ( HOW CAN A cleansing intersection BE HD ? ) , this kind of terminology revilement defecate everyone dumber . It cheapens the Logos . How cheap ? This cheap :
“ The young and improved Swiffer Dusters clean-living better than a dry dust cloth and are coated with Dust - Lock ™ Adhesive that coalesce textured dusting strips with one thousand of detritus locking fiber to clean good than a unconstipated juiceless cloth , even in tight and hard to turn over places ”
It ’s like I ’m seeing clean with brand unexampled eyes !
“ Swiffer is survive beyond traditional methods to give up a clean so extraordinary that the definition of clean and jerk as we know it has been elevated to the theme of ‘ gamy Definition . ”
No . NO . Whoever wrote that should be thrown into a bag of mud .
parole have significance . gamey definition may be vague , but it does mean something : an increased level of resolution conducive to an appreciable jump in sensory input signal . Or something along those lines . But it has some proficient ground , when used in the video realm .
What ’s HD about Swiffer ? utterly nothing . What ’s HD about Intel HDgraphicsandaudio ? dead nothing — nobody would point to these as paragons of computer audio - visuals . HD Radiois one of the big sham ever pushed upon people with ear , a pitiful stretchability by a fading metier to bunko customer into buy something they do n’t need .
Companies will endeavor to trade thing , because that ’s what they do . But bandying around the HD recording label insults and confuse the people who might buy them . Go ahead and utilise dumb cant — but do n’t taint Christian Bible that actually signify something . We need those .
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