Crack open up a refreshing DVD - R , bite a transcript of SWIII , and start up play with Darth Tater Head . You wo n’t have to leave the house for weeks ! This toy , which is mold like a Solanum tuberosum — the future is upon us!—includes a Darth Tater helmet , a laser sword — where do they get this stuff?—and is tinged with a Santorum - like smorgasbord of latent intimate turmoil , joy , disappointment , and a sentience that the your rummy fixation of last 25 age is really the product of a music director ’s late night bong session ( “ Let ’s call the speculative guy like Dark Lord or something , man . ” “ Come on , George , like Dark is so over . ” “ Darf ? ” “ OK . I ’ll write that down . ” )
Have playfulness !
Star Wars – Mr Potato Head Darth Tater Review[Pocket - Lint ]
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