Here ’s how insane Draculais : It feels like very little happened in this episode , even though there wassex , slaying , major goal achieving , the mystery of life after demise wasdiscovered and Dracula even walked in the sun . Because all this actually iskind of subdued for Dracula .
The sequence begins with that most feared of vampire stories : The daytime board merging . Patrick from Coupling(I ca n’t bring myself to call him Browning ) make up one’s mind to have a plank merging inthe middle of the twenty-four hour period in a solarium to see if Grayson is a vampire ; Lady Janeis certain he ’s not , if only because having repeated sexual practice with a dude and notnoticing he ’s a vampire would be a bit embarrassing . speak of sex , Mina andHarker get to it after getting inebriated at a dinner paid for by Grayson . The nextmorning , Harker wants to run off , but Mina thinks its because they had sex andshuts him down .
The big tidings is that a caller called Empire & Colonial hasthe alloy he require for his disturbed electrical energy hooey , so of course Grayson winsthe company if a poker ( thanks to his Dracula power allowing him to see thecards reverberate in people ’s optic ) . really , the gravid news come a littleearlier , when Renfield narrate Grayson that the Dresden Triptych is going up forauction , although Patrick from Coupling also wants it , but since we have noidea what this is , it ’s just a minor mystery for now .
Back in her lab , Mina chance a container of blood and injectsit into some cheek cells ( sure ) , reanimating them . So she inject a drained ratwith the blood , but sticks it in a storage bin before she notices it too hasstarted impress again . When she separate Van Helsing about this , he freak out andfires her , which is actually dependable because he was about to off he with Van Helsing’sSilver Hammer alternatively .
Meanwhile , Harker published his clause on Shaw ’s bribery , pissingoff the Holy Order , because Shaw is wretched to them now , and make water off Grayson , because he ’s playing some variety of mind biz . Davenport give Harker tickets toa swordplay , where Harker discovers the woman who had told him about Shaw’sfinancial indiscretions is actually an actress .
Also meanwhile , Lady Jane invites Lucy over for lunch andtells her young lady - on - female child natural action is a very natural part of a womanhood ’s maturation , and she should just jump the next time Mina gives her a sign . This function aboutas poorly as you ’d have a bun in the oven ; Mina touches her friend ’s check , Lucy kisses her anddeclares her love , Mina suddenly substantiate that perhaps Lucy had secret agendaduring all those sleepover , and say Lucy to get out .
Finally , the display panel meeting approach , so Dracula and VanHelsing have to go for broke . Dracula gets in what I ’ll call the Electric Jesusmachine , since it requires him to draw the ol’ excruciation pose , and Van Helsingand Renfield do the requisite electrocuting and Grayson walk into that boardmeeting in full day , with his head held high . Of course , he only has aboutthree and a one-half proceedings before he combusts , so he has Renfield convey him“urgent news ” so he has an exculpation to go . Davenport tries to delay him , butGrayson bring off to get into his cab just before he commence smoldering andscreaming in torture . But that ’s ok , because he visits Vera the actress , drinksher down , and then is feelin ’ fine .
Yeah . That ’s what a tedious installment of Dracula looks like .
Assorted Musings :
• The Dresden Triptych is a real thing , a massive religiouspainting from the 1400s . I have no idea what it has to do with Dracula or theOrder , but I bet it will be extremely demented .
• I assume Dracula is going to eat up Lucy next sequence ? Idon’t know what she ’s going to do otherwise . Maybe Lady Jane enroll her … and that’swhy Dracula takes her out . That could be cool .
• You know , there are four episodes of Dracula left , and I still do n’t have the faintest clue where all this is go . Not even more or less .
• Next week there ’s two Grimms , so the next episode of Dracula willair on January 3rd . See you then !
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