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Facebook just reach 1,000,000,000 users . That ’s a lot of masses tag and poking and post GIFs of puppies kiss goose . So , to keep , Facebook release the dumbest video we ’ve escort in a while .
Facebook ( and The Zuck ) prides itself on how much it connects us . So of course the bit shows pile of people connecting each other , like cool untested people lean to : breakdancing , enter in some sort of Eastern European coup d’etat , sitting in a chair in a pocket-sized African village — that variety of thing . Then the ad sort of compares Facebook to the total universe ? It ’s indecipherable . But chairs ! chair are cardinal to the advert . Chairs are clear . Zuck explains it , sitting atop a pile of initial public offering John Cash and fried fowl :
Chairs , doorbells , aeroplane , bridge , games . These are all things that connect us .
And now Facebook is a part of this tradition of things that connect us too .
Facebook is like a death chair , the advertizement tell . Because it connects you . It connect your tooshie to a piece of wood ? Or you posture at it for hour on closing every day , vacantly ? Facebook is like a stool . Facebook is literally a couch you bought on Craigslist . How are you going to fit it in your living way ? This Facebook is right smart too big — Damnit , why did n’t you measure it before you bought it ? And you paid with hard currency ? We were expire to expend that cash for our trip to Panama City , and now you pass away and spent it on a Facebook .
Facebook is a chair , loved by one billion people , and this advertizing is confusing and stupid , like a electric chair made out of spiders and chicken pinnace . [ Facebook ]
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