Gawker has unearthedSteve Jobs ’ FBI filefor us all to lay eyes on . Contained within are thing most of us knew ( or at least surmise ) . He had enemies ? Duh . Drugs ? Of course ! But there are a few jewel that catch our heart .
We ’ve always joked about the reality straining field when it comes to the Apple press conferences , but the idiomatic expression get up repeatedly in the FBI ’s investigations all the way back in 1991 :
Several individuals questioned Mr. Jobs ’ silver dollar state that Mr. Jobs will wrench the truth and distort realism to achieve his goals .
At least you ca n’t argue with the results !
He give notice that the Apointee lives within his means financially , however , based upon his newfound religious beliefs , the Apointee lives more of a spartanlike and at times even monastic creation . He added however , the appointee still associates with reputable people . He also propose that although the Apointee is not an applied scientist in the literal sense , he understands the base engineering science and technical jargon to the extent that he is an innovative force within the proficient community , in terms of the contributions he has made .
buttress by a nice small dig at his technical school chop .
Also , in case you ’re wondering , Jobs graduated eminent school with a 2.65 GPA . Young , unmotivated stoners should all feel confident that they too will be worth billions someday .
Oh , fillip scrap ! It ’s completely unrelated to Steve Jobs , but the FBI ’s fax page is beyond goofy . Even they have room for some levity .
Check out more detail from the report over at [ Gawker ]
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